When you go out with a friend and in order for your friend to get the hot girl you have to take the ugly one.
From the Bruno Mars song ''I'd catch a grenade for ya''
People by the name Sam usually do this.

Dude last night I did the biggest Bruno for you. That bitch was fat and ugly. She looked like a dropped meat pie.

Bruno by MERT July 4, 2012

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Bruno

A person with no chill, like none at all.

Did you see that guy freak out over nothing
Yeah, his name is Bruno

Bruno by nochillnames June 21, 2016

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Bruno

The act between two homosexual men where one rapidly plunges the ass of the other.

I’am so going to bruno you tonight..

Bruno by Infamous12345 July 9, 2018

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