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Allosaurus pr0n

by PhuckYou September 21, 2003
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Allosaurus pr0n

Pr0n featuring one or more allosaurus. WARNING: may cause EXTREME ORGASM!
mmm... Allosaurus pr0n... *spl00ges*
by PhuckYou September 23, 2003
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spooge-asaurus

Always male, this species is unable to control or hold his ejaculation until the appropriate time. Most commonly spotting on college campuses, while hooking up with an extremely hot girl who is, typically, way out of his league. The experience can be quite traumatizing for all parties involved, especially the woman who is usually not impressed at a)being prematurly spooged on, and b)having to wash her sheets immediately after the fact.
The spooge-asaurus left a fossil in michelle's bed!
by mac n fode August 9, 2006
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Assosaurus

A person with a large rear who craves the male reproductive organ, wanting to munch munch it with their ass
Damn son! You're such an Assosaurus.
by BIG BEEF1080p September 28, 2018
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suck-asaurus-rex

An extended term for the word sucks.
Something that is lame-sauce or crappy.
What? You can't go to the concert? That's suck-asaurus-rex!
by FigNasty November 5, 2010
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ignore-asaurus

Someone that ignores you text's, emails and messages
Don't be an ignore-asaurus, call me!
by houzit October 5, 2011
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THE ALLOSAURUS

THE ALLOSAURUS is a specific person who will always act like a scalie, act retarded and mostly play lego games and not do his job. THE ALLOSAURUS is also a young adult who primarily feasts on children, disguising themselves as a teacher and then ambushing his prey, toddlers.
THE ALLOSAURUS takes what it wants

THE ALLOSAURUS keeps moving forward (until it destroys it's enemies)
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