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autonomous erotica

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking
I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!
by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016
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Google Autonomous Vehicle

When a person is walking down the sidewalk looking down at their phone. There is no human in charge of the operation of their vehicle (i.e., their body).

A Google Autonomous Vehicle is usually watching the little blue dot to see which way on the map they are moving. Once the Google Autonomous Vehicle figures that out, they can reorient themselves in the right direction towards their destination.
I became a Google Autonomous Vehicle when I punched "tapas bar near me."
by Ae5Ea8 January 19, 2016
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Autonomy

The ability to do and say whatever you want on your birthday.

The right to make people do whatever you want on your birthday, birthday week and/or weekend.
He asked him to shave his beard into a handle bar mustache and when he refused she used the power of birthday autonomy and he had no choice.
by Minkys September 12, 2011
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autonome

German word for autonomism. Sometimes used in the English-speaking world because of the importance of the movement in Germany, where it is particularly associated with militant direct action and direct resistance to police violence.

In contrast to autonomism and autonomia, this word refers to an individual activist in the movement as well as to the movement itself (in its plural forms). It seems to be used instead of a general appelation.
Autonomes were in the forefront of mobilising to smash the Nazi demonstration.
by Andy April 21, 2004
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antonym

Means the same as opposite. Antonym and opposite are both synonyms.
Dangerous and safe are both antynoms. Antonym!
by lalala12271 May 1, 2008
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Antonym

used when you are talking about your aunt and the people she lives or hangs around with
man 1: yo dawg, who we gonna go see tonight?

man 2: ohh, we gonna go to my antonym's house
by Teo February 27, 2004
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Autonomy

Yo check dis out, its like trying to have the freedom, and i stress dat dawgs, of being able to control yourself, politically, economically, and da such, something us peeps n jews dunt got in da ghettos
the states when dey say "hellz naw" to da Brit crown, oi oi. but then they didn't allow peoples copy them, like in South America - they being the States
by sordidmaxim September 30, 2003
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