aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

aural sex

"Sex" where the auras of two people connect in an erotic or sexual way.

Also, a way for hairy, dread-locked hippies to pretend they are actually getting it on.

Wow, my energy field sure got off thanks to aural sex!

by pat the belgian January 11, 2005

aural oral

The act of enhancing oral sex on a man by creating an audible sensation on his testicles. This is done by wrapping his testicles with headphones and cranking Philip Glass while he receives oral sex.

She got on her knees and gave me aural oral. It was fuckin crazy! That Philip Glass is da MAN!

by berock March 14, 2010

aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.

Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."

by CCB19 July 6, 2010

aural masturbation

When someone loves hearing the sound of their own voice, and that person's idea of a conversation is actually a soliloquy or monologue...and simply won't STFU.

Steve appeared to be blissful and aloof, oblivious to the bored and vexed faces of his companions, as he listened to the wall of sound exiting his mouth in yet another round of aural masturbation.

by MoGyver April 8, 2016

Aural Bliss

Indicates a pleasant , joyfulness to the ear

The violinist will take you to a realm of aural bliss with tonight's performance

by Swaggerd42069 August 1, 2023

auralescent

Matt, or Matty b raps

Also known as the black screen that everyone simps over. He can lowkey get it.

"Damn did you hear Auralescent's new video? It got me in the feels, this man is trying to kill me, my god."

"Don't spoil I'm watching it tonight so I can fall asleep"

by Matt's right thigh September 24, 2020