The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.
1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.
All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.
The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.
The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...
WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.
All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.
The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.
The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...
WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.
by DFresh03 December 29, 2010
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not defying traditional differences between romantic/sexual and platonic relationships or attractions.
"Queerplatonic" is an orientation of people who are sustainably fulfillable in friendships that blur traditional platonic boundaries- usually people who are not desirous of an all-out traditional relationship.
"Aqueerplatonic" can either clarify a specific relationship or an individual's relational nature("orientation"), habits, or availability.
Also, I *think* that this word is mostly used in the broader asexual-&/or-aromantic-&/or-nonpartnerring community, so it might usually quantify a slightly more intimate friendship or mean being even less open to anything nonplatonic.
However, it seems to me that it can also mean that someone is most fulfilled while keeping their relationships clearly defined. We all need to communicate about expectations when we date. Many people strongly prefer dating with pre-decided perameters, but many others date to *discover what feels right*. :) Either can be fine if it works for you! ^-^
"Queerplatonic" is an orientation of people who are sustainably fulfillable in friendships that blur traditional platonic boundaries- usually people who are not desirous of an all-out traditional relationship.
"Aqueerplatonic" can either clarify a specific relationship or an individual's relational nature("orientation"), habits, or availability.
Also, I *think* that this word is mostly used in the broader asexual-&/or-aromantic-&/or-nonpartnerring community, so it might usually quantify a slightly more intimate friendship or mean being even less open to anything nonplatonic.
However, it seems to me that it can also mean that someone is most fulfilled while keeping their relationships clearly defined. We all need to communicate about expectations when we date. Many people strongly prefer dating with pre-decided perameters, but many others date to *discover what feels right*. :) Either can be fine if it works for you! ^-^
I understand that you aren't hitting on me, but i'm too *aqueerplatonic* for what you're proposing.
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I'm asexual, aromantic, *and* *aqueerplatonic*, so just treat me like a friend, please!....
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I am *stoked* about you, but you also seem like a very decisive & boundaried person who might even be *aqueerplatonic*.. Let's agree on boundaries about my friends before we date, so that you won't resent me! ^-^-^-^....
or
I'm asexual, aromantic, *and* *aqueerplatonic*, so just treat me like a friend, please!....
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I am *stoked* about you, but you also seem like a very decisive & boundaried person who might even be *aqueerplatonic*.. Let's agree on boundaries about my friends before we date, so that you won't resent me! ^-^-^-^....
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A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".
The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2
A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".
The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2
1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.
2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
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