Atali

Atali is a feeling that you have whenever you feel fear and love at the same time

Kid 1: I feel so atali today
Kid 2: ya me too

by TeddyV. April 10, 2020

Reddit Atheist

There are respectable Atheists, and then there are Reddit Atheists. These fedora-loving shower-allergic greasy womanless creatures think they have all the answers to life in the name of “SCIENCE” *pushes up taped up glasses*. They see themselves as intellectually superior and frown upon religious people for living a happy life. Meanwhile they are locked up in their parents basement masturbating to pictures of anime girls. Despite their allegiance to atheism and r/atheism (Reddit thread where Reddit atheists gather to have an orgy over their beliefs to which they think are objectively right), you can find them looking for a fight/debate pretty much anywhere where God is brought up. It is very apparent that they don’t believe in respectful civil conversation. Their style of discourse is similar to that of a chess match, as they, in a sense, are trying to “checkmate” what they see as the opposition (the Christian). Watching a Christian video? Uplifting video about Faith/spirituality/God? Watch out. Reddit Atheists will crawl out of the woodwork to argue behind a keyboard with you, never face to face though, because they lack basic social skills and hygiene required to attract human contact.

“Im a Reddit Atheist, I hate Christians with a burning passion unlike any other. If it was up to me, I would publicly execute them all for merely existing. I am smart, so much smarter than you. I know I am because I’m an Atheist. That automatically makes me smarter than you. I’m sorry, it’s just the way it works. Do you watch Rick and Morty? No? That doesn’t surprise me, It’s ok. Not everyone possesses the genius level IQ that I do. And yeah, maybe you can attract the opposite sex and not repulse them, but at least I have what I believe to be all the answers to life. That’s more valuable. So yeah, you’ve just been rekt by a member of r/Atheist and a follower of the Council of Big Chungus Keanu Reeves Wholesome 100 epic T-pose Gang. Thanks for the Gold kind stranger, *tips fedora*”

by WonderVision January 20, 2021

Political Atheist

One who is too intelligent and informed to believe any of the political ideologies being pushed today. Their knowledge of government has evolved to the point that they cannot trust, in any way, shape, or form the fairy tales and coincidences peddled by people in power, regardless of the party a politician proclaims him/herself to be in. A political atheist understands that these people tend to be the worst of humanity-- greedy, sociopathic, narcissistic, lying criminals and are not worthy of supporting; especially not with a vote.

To trust a politician is the ultimate act of misplaced faith.

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."

-Mark Twain, political atheist

by Marshemellow September 1, 2016

Ahlie

Referring or telling someone “truth” or “i strongly agree”

Jeremiah: Yo that jim guy is a wasteman.
Stanley: Ahlie, i would bag that yute anyday bruv, bumba.

by ThatMaliYute April 8, 2019

Ashlin

A beautiful girl who is absolutely breathtaking, the definition of beauty. If you're lucky enough to meet her keep her in your life. She is perfect but doesn't know it as is really cute when she's mad. She would make a perfect girlfriend and has the most amazing personality. She is an amazing person and deserves the world. She is really funny and badass most of the time. If you ever meet an Ashlin, keep her by your side. She may seem really nice but has jokes that can kill. It's best to stay on her good side. She means the world to everyone and words could never express how much she means to people.

Dude: That girl is awesome!
Dude2: She's an Ashlin duh!

by Eclipsa Lodge December 15, 2018

Sneeze Atheist

A person who doesn't say "Bless you" or "Gesundheit" after hearing someone else sneeze and anyone who ignores or prefers not to receive such a response after sneezing.

Greg cringes at work after sneezing when the chorus of "bless you", "bless you" rolls in. He sneezes a couple of times most mornings in his process of waking up after getting to work. He finds his coworkers annoying in their ritual and has become a "Sneeze Atheist".

by Commuter on Breeze December 16, 2012

Internet Atheist

An asshole one that basically bitches about how religion is bad and often says

that the world would be better without religion you’ll often find them on YouTube

and profiles will likely contain edgy names like god slayer and playlists on evolution and atheism in an attempt to feel smart. Atheists are sadly associated with these people

Video about Jewish Culture

Internet Atheist: this is a prefect example of how religion makes people stupid

average person: shut up

by I’m neutral October 21, 2020