Asterious

A loveable person that is amazing, perfect, handsome, awesome, artisitic, musicial. i love him and never wanna lose him

Asterious ish so perfect i love him

by ItzPrincessAlex May 27, 2016

asteroid

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.

One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions

OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

asteroidnomical

when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen

Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical

by havocker May 4, 2010

Astelosisis

Shit at pokemon, watches shit anime such as Code Geass and still pretty chill

Hey ur a Astelosisis

by Subscribe To Staronix December 3, 2019

astergon

a plethora of galaxies

bruh did you see the picture of the astergon last week?? It was SICK!

a: "astergonsz."

j: "so true, I love staring into a void and realizing I am one out of 8 billion, a tiny spec, a minuscule part of the universe... and you know what? Even though this is true, you make me feel like I am so much more. You give my life meaning, I love you."

by zerofourtwofive November 17, 2022

Asteroid field

A group of slow-driving cars in a steady pattern, especially on the Interstate. Also see asteroid.

I had to pull over three lanes to get around that asteroid field!

by Whitebred April 3, 2004