altercation

School term for a fight.

He was suspended for an altercation with another student.

by Ian2 June 29, 2007

masterbationsensation

the feeling you get when masterbating

i can just FEEL the masterbationsensation

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

altercationsaurus

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.

The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!

by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010

Masterbation Proclamation

When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.

Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"

by woundtight September 25, 2011

masterbation realization

Just after you nut where you go
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.

You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.

You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".

by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017