ASSHOOKER

One who does anal for money

person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.

by JesusIsBullshit February 4, 2019

asstoper

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face

My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her

by childpornlover October 28, 2020

Astroderping

When a company uses fake accounts to make it seem like regular people support their corporate political positions but the people posting are too stupid not to get caught.

Did you see all the fools astroderping for Amazon recently? Similar to astroturfing except the people posting are too dumb to get away with it.

by luminol1 March 30, 2021

asstrome

(adj.)

a person who's a difficult asshole

You're a fucking asstrome.

by pundone August 20, 2022