Asstastic

What you say when you see someone with an ass so nice you just gotta yell something

"She got a fine ass". Tom said
"Damn straight it's asstastic!" Jim answered

by gfja November 15, 2010

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic. Bad, undesirable, unpleasant, displeasing, or abhorrent.

That restaurant is asstastic.

by Donnie Ballgame May 21, 2009

Asstastic

Opposite of fantastic. Horrible.

Bro, after losing my keys and catching my girl banging boss, this day couldn't be anymore asstastic.

by Justinsidemyhead June 11, 2018

Asstastic

where you are hungover, but still having a great day

I'm feeling pretty asstastic!!

by cash.max October 20, 2017

asstastic

It just means awesome. Because asses are awesome. Similar to words "sick" or "wicked". And VERY similar to the expression "that's tits".

The lighting in the new Call of Duty is asstastic

by dooderonomy November 19, 2013

asstastic

1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.

I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.

by citimouse July 19, 2012

Asstastic

When that shit is to fine

Bootylicious < Asstastic

by BootyGoon2292 January 7, 2021