[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

ASStonish

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

by Jeff D February 14, 2006

assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

astronomical

extremely large; exceedingly great

Nyeem's head is astronomical.

by katze_ila May 19, 2011

Astronaut In The Ocean

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter

"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"

by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021

Asstronaut

Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.

Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.

by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008

The volume in this bus is astronomical

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.

Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

by Katiekillaaa June 17, 2020