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acquisitional company

Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"
" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."
by Steve Shelton May 6, 2008
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Acquisitionfest

A new term for Christmas, invented as a reflection of the fact the original values and methods of celebrating have been streamlined and homogenised to the point of it being a mere exercise in material gain.

Gone are the values of "peace and goodwill to all men" and finding solidarity in the company family and friends. Christmas is now just a way for large multi-national companies to further part people from their cash, as if they weren't wasting enough of it at all other times of year.
Judith: "Did you see the amount of pointless seasonal junk on sale in the mall chainstores?"

Jenny: "It's not even December yet, and still the plastic trees and tacky lights are up."

Judith: "I know. I wonder if people even remember what Christmas is supposed to be about."

Jenny: "Yeah, now it's more like a giant acquisitionfest."
by zekepliskin December 6, 2009
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acquisition

when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!
by sammy versett January 10, 2009
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Acquisition disorder

When someone shops too much or is a hoarder
I helped her pack her house when she moved

I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
by MarianneM August 24, 2016
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Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...
"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020
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Monetary acquisition

"See all those sweet skateboard decks? Those were smart monetary acquisitions my friend."
by The Amazing David January 13, 2009
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Spontaneous Acquisition

To spontaneously aquire. To absorb, to go unseen possibly stealing, to obtain through unknown means, to gain for no reason, manifestation, poof its there.
She uses the art of Spontaneous Acquisition to gather all of the things she needs or I dont steal I spontaneously acquire things and stuff
by Das Lunatik August 23, 2022
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