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anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
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Bitch-associate 

A type of basic bitch who is either a tertiary or superficial friend. They do not know that they are basic and you do not take them seriously. Most likely, you don't like them.
My bitch-associate keeps posting Sex In The City stories to her Instagram.

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

Business Associate

Robin won't be seeing her business associate this month on account of Ramadan.
Business Associate by pat5220 September 7, 2009

Professional Yard Sale Associate 

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.

Sales associate 

Noun used to describe something that isn't quite cool, but just average.
I wouldn't call that car bad ass, but definitely sales associate
Sales associate by S-Doobius December 1, 2009

sales associate 

A person that has joined a company or work force to deliberately help the sales of the said company. Tasks, assignments, and jobs are given to the person throughout the day to complete as well as dealing with customer's and customer service.

The main goal for a sales associate is to leave a lasting impression towards the customer and let them feel like they are welcome back at anytime. If the customer is happy, chances are, the company will be as well.
Bob was hired as a sales associate at his job to help customer's shopping in their store.
sales associate by clutz25 December 29, 2009