assmonk

flaming homosexual

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Assmonkey

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

by Tardo September 28, 2003

assmongrel

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.

Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?

Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!

by Kristin March 4, 2005

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

Assmonkey

A bitch that loves it up the ass.

Tracy is such an assmonkey.

by Tracy White June 27, 2003