assmeats

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

by The Bastard February 19, 2004

assmatic

bad at something, wack,

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic

by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009

assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008

Assmatic

It is a symptom of really, really liking ass.

"Brooo, i think im assmatic . all i can think of is ass.

by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL June 13, 2018

Asseatation

A person who likes eating women’s ass.

Yo I reall love asseatation your mom.

by MyDogAteMyFamily May 11, 2018

AssEatersIncorporated

The most prestigious corporation for learning the art of eating ass. The CEO Brady is the van Gogh of eating ass, a true artist if I do say so myself, and I say so. He's one Shmexy mofo too.(save some ladies for the rest of us bro)

1.)"AsseatersIncorporated has to be the best place to learn the true art of eating ass."
"The toung to an ass eater is like a brush to a painter."- CEO of Æinc

by Ya_man_samo August 31, 2018

asseatingwhitch

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019