Assfield

Its a womans ass that is rather large with an unmeasurable circumference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans

Luke:"DUUDE!! look at that girl, talk about Sexy in the skinnies!!"
Laurence: "uhh thats my next door neighbor, She's such an assfield!!"

by ToxicXRainbows February 25, 2010

Assela

- One of the cities in Ethiopia 175km from main city/Addis Ababa/
- birth place of Haile Gebreselasie and most world class Athletes
- Plateau area in Ethiopia

1. I am going to assela this week.
2. You run like you were born in Assela

by Bello80 March 23, 2011

Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

Asriel Dreemurr

Asriel Dreemurr, son of Asgore Dreemurr and Toriel Dreemurr, was reincarnated into a flower after his death. Throughout the game, (Undertale) this new flower form will harass you because it has no soul, so it is incapable of feeling any empathy or happy emotions.

"Dude, the Asriel Dreemurr boss fight is so hard!"

by SomeUndertaleFan2.0 March 16, 2022

Asriel

Asriel a British kid who can’t do gens on dbd and always dies everytime

GODDAMIT ASRIEL WHY CANT YOU DO GENS ITS ANNOYING JUST USE THE GEN JOVKY BUILD

by TTV_astolfo May 1, 2022

Asselmandate

To aggressively accuse or question a person, persons, or individual.
UK English - Assulmandate

-mom "Are you lighting up doobies in here?"
-son "Are you trying to asselmandate me?"

by Mr. quack234 November 15, 2022