assbastard

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003

asshazard

A person or thing imposing an immediate threat to your ass. Mainly a gay guy or for girls, a pervert.

Person 1: Make sure you keep your back against the wall around Gossett.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He sneaks looks man. He's an asshazard to have around.

by Murgantagh March 6, 2010

assatarians

A person who has a diet that consist of eating ass

He loves eating ass he must be a Assatarians

by Iac1988 November 7, 2017

asstard

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum

You like Creed, you're an asstard.

by Roper May 10, 2003

asstard

Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.

That meteorite dude is a total asstard.

by CBG April 21, 2007

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 29, 2003

Asstard

A retard and/or bastard that smells.

Dude Elijah Wood is such an asstard.

by ManEatingButt February 26, 2019