Assgoblins is a term for herpies of the asshole. The pain and sores are cuased by constant bites and sratches of the Assgoblins living in your anal crevice. Some people have intence forms of Assgoblins and some even have a city of Assgoblins in their gluteus maximus hole. Either way, if you suspect to have an Assgoblin or even a village of Assgoblins in your ass crack, then seek medaical attention immediately.
Bob: dude, i think i got a case of assgoblins
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.
by Asssman February 4, 2008
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An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.
by Lemon February 5, 2005
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by Jin Chaosus March 2, 2003
Get the Assgobblin mug.1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.
2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.
2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.
1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.
Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?
Person : Hell yea ace.
2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.
Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?
Person : Hell yea ace.
2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.
by KevinFallis May 3, 2018
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by fredxburger August 20, 2007
Get the yepits assgoo mug.Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.
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