Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008

assrape

What happens when you drop the soap in the Alabama Penetiniary system.

Man, Bubba assraped me last night when i dropped my soap in the showers!

by Contribution To Society July 24, 2003

southside assraper

He is that one weird boy in class who can be described as fat gay and slow cough js cough

Man is he staring at u again? What a Southside assraper

by Kidd PSYCHO February 17, 2018

Assface

Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.

Gah Mary! Why'd you have to kick all my shit over? You assface!!!

by Ebe1 February 27, 2008

assfault junkies

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010

assraping

To beat, crush or pound someone/something so hard that they humiliate the other in front of all.

Damn, did you see Ohio St. assraping Wisconsin?

by ThePopularDictionary January 18, 2015

Penis In your Assface

Something You say when you run out of cumbacks. May also be said as Assface in your penis, Penis face in your ass, and face penis in your ass. May somehow result in death.

Bob: " You suck cock"
You: "Penis in your Assface"

by NinjaStephen February 27, 2010