asscabaret

A place where asshaberdashers go to knock back a few drinks, shoot some stick, listen to music, etc. while still acting like total butt wagons with no fear of being 86ed for their obnoxious behaviour.

{asshaberdasher #1}: Hey, let's go to the asscabaret tonight and get totally shitfaced.
{asshaberdasher #2}: Sounds like a plan, butt monkey! Let's go!!!

by Telephony July 18, 2020

asscock

An insult or exclamatory remark.

You are such an asscock.
Fucking asscock!!

by crashdown December 16, 2003

Asscookies

When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.

"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"

by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007

Ascob

A gentleman who fucks like a Cocker Spaniel.

"Dude, that guy's an ascob.....Well your girlfriend says so."

by Luddz May 25, 2015

asscoholic

A perennially mean and unreasonable drunk.

When my boyfriend drinks hard liquor he morphs into an irrational, combative jerk. I sadly realize that he is an Asscoholic.

by Chrysanthemumzie January 27, 2015

asscock

Another word for the donkeys reproductive organ.

"Those chicks chug much asscock. What? Ass is just another term for donkey." -Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

by Matt August 20, 2003

assgob

An extreme amount of something; Similar in definition to "Buttload," "Shitload"

"Loni, I'm going to make an assgob of money on this next paycheck!"

by Crash21 February 18, 2008