Satan's Ass Crack

Texas

I live in Satan's ass crack so summer's are literally hell

by Taylor bruh names Taylor June 26, 2016

ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE

Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path

Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr

by FARR February 19, 2005

Ass-Crack early

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

by Creata-Dick August 19, 2004

ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008

satan's ass crack

When your butt cheeks get so hot, it feels like hell.

"After that run, I got some serious Satan's Ass Crack."

by CoolStanley January 8, 2016

Ass Crack of Dog

When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.

I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.

by saffirepulse July 8, 2018

Russian ass crack

When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian

My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink

by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016