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ass cracker

(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long.

(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.

(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c
after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker

dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..

haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..
by gabeeee August 24, 2008
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When someone sniffs cocaine and then quickly blows the excess into their partners butthole. It causes a rush of adrenaline and is just flat out hot.
Brooooo!! My girl did the ass cracker on my last night. It was hot asf
by Deenthepeen October 3, 2017
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when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.
Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!

Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009
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white ass cracker

Someone with white skin and white

Also hitlers perfect soldier
Omg ur a white ass cracker you nazi bitch faggot stupid ass
by fjafdioajklafjlf September 22, 2023
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Its mean your a fucking ass and can't do shit
So someone sitting down not doing anything and your like oh you fucking ass cracker
by Atalo June 7, 2017
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A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.
Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.
by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019
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Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.
Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.
by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020
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