Assinator

Someone who is a master of the arts of being an ass/jackass

That guy's an assinator

by Markus2323 July 8, 2025

Aspirate

To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.

"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."

by Kailon the God September 5, 2025

Spontaneously Aspirate

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly

"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"

by GinSeven February 4, 2010

Reverse - Aspiration

The opposite of aspiration.

Not wanting to be like someone or something

This advert conveys a sense of Reverse - Aspiration

by shatya May 15, 2021

Lethal Aspirationer

a stupid idiot drooling baby that is in the Lethal Aspiration 2 Community server and also plays LA2

kill yourself if you play LA2

burn them, simple as that. Lethal Aspirationer

by toxicdeaaaaad July 11, 2023