Asparagus

A random vegitable. Tasty. Makes pee smell weird.

Also used as asparagusarific. Asparagusarific is a term saying that something is as good as asparagus.

"Asparagus"
"That stuff is just asparagusarific"

by Yattasparagus28 September 14, 2003

Asparagus Camera

A cursed object, believed to be one ne of the seven deathly idols one must obtain to inherit the power to rule the world.

Several attempts were made, yet only one has succeeded to this very day.

It is made by draining the pulp of freshly grown asparagus' and freezing it into a mold that represents the shape of a camera. The asparagus juice is than frozen until solid and taken out of the mold.

There was a video circling the internet of a bloke, trying to create such an object.

Myth says such camera shall never melt even in the scorching heat but it is yet to be proven by the Mythbusters.

A: Ayo where is Eric, I haven't seen him for days!
B: Ssh, I've heard he is trying to create the Asparagus Camera.

by RustyChain444 August 13, 2022

Asparagucci

A beautiful and delicious plate of asparagus

“Fire one Asparagucci”

by Chefington May 20, 2019

asparagus

underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around

look! the store sells asparagus

by cool A October 18, 2019

Asparagus

The act of being absent

"My conscience is asparagus today"

by Woopdeedoo! October 21, 2012

asparapuss

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina

We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.

by darthdano February 24, 2009

Asparagoseph

A term used to describe someone who is both a connoisseur of fine asparagus, and goat cheeses.

"Jesus Christ, dude! what kind of nerd would devote their life to becoming an asparagoseph?"

by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010