quiet achiever

One who climaxes without making any noise.

I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quiet achiever.

by Sherwin Lorenzo June 21, 2006

alchie

1. An alcoholic, anyone whose life centers upon the consumption of alcohol.
2. Me in the summer

P.S. This is the proper spelling of alchie...because Sean (God), Bekah (The Devil), and Drew (The Lord) agreed that it was spelled with an "ie"...not a "y"

Damn!...That alchie just sank his sixth straight cup in beer pong!

by Lord of East P. A. December 3, 2004

Achilleas

A Awesome guy who can throw a rock'in party and knows how to have a good time! He is the coolest guys i know and he is the sexiest person in the world he likes to have parties all the time! And he is supper ripped and he has a rock'in six pack they are crazy! One time he picked up a bus! HE is just a all around beast who is awesome!!!!

Achilleas Has A Six pack, Achilleas gets babes! Achilleas Is A BEAST!

by fredtheted1234 July 8, 2010

Achilles

My name

Hey Achilles is that your name

Ya

by 6969420420 November 12, 2019

achieve3000

A stupid website that makes you do to much work for a bad grade

Jeff: Oh shoot I missed 2 questions on achieve3000
Unique: That's good
Jeff: I got a 75
Jeff: And I spent 2 hours

by Exer2536 May 15, 2019

Achilles

Achilles was the best of Greeks and lover of Patroclus. Patroclus was NOT Achilles' cousin. This came about because the director and screenwriters of the movie Troy thought it was too gay to have their macho hero so torn up about the death of his best guy friend that he went on a killing spree. he myth that his mother, the goddess Thetis dipped him in the River Styx came along AFTER the Iliad. Achilles was trained by the centaur Chrion, who also trained heroes like Hercules. He probably met Patroclus sometime during his training and they fell in love like dorks do. However, when they got to Troy they probably had a ton of threesomes, especially with Briseis. The fun ended when Agamenmon took Briseis away because he was a dick. So Achilles refused to fight and sulked in his tent until Patroclus decided that he'd go into battle dressed as Achilles to lift moral. Patroclus was a total badass, and even killed Sarpedon, the son of Zeus before Hector killed him. When Achilles found out his lover had died he refused to eat, drink, or leave the corpse's side until his mother convinced him to take his rage out on everyone. He killed everyone on his way to Hector, including a fucking river god. When he finally killed Hector, he dragged his corpse around the walls of Troy. Now, in the Iliad, he eventually gives the body back to the Trojans and that's the end. His death MAY have been caused by an arrow to the heel, but it's also very likely that it was something else.

Person A: Hey, did you know Achilles was in love with his cousin?

Person B: Actually, Patroclus wasn't his cousin! That was just some bullshit the movie Troy would have you believe because it couldn't handle the gay!

by actualgrantaire August 22, 2015

achilles last stand

One of the greatest hard rock songs of all time, written and performed by Led Zeppelin. Crazy solos, intense riffs and 10 and a half minutes long. Comes close to Stairway to being the greatest hard rock song ever.

The Achilles Last Stand guitar tab gave me a headache.

by GUITARHERO June 11, 2006