asian 

The ultimate race of humans. Blessed with great intelligence and skin color that is in between white and black, these people are hardworking and numerous, they may not be blessed in the area of sex but pleasure has no meaning in a world of logic.

The story of how God created man. He made three clay dolls but the first one he made he left in the sun to dry for too long, leaving it black and hard, black people. Next one he left in the sun to dry for too little, coming out as white and doughy, white people. The last one he left in the sun just right, with the perfect tan and hardness, the ultimate race, asians.

asian by ASIANBOII44 May 27, 2018

Asian 

stereotyped to be smart and are secretly and slowly taking of the Earth right now

An Asian getting a B is like getting a F.

Asian by Bink66 January 1, 2016

asian 

A race of people originally hailing from Asia. Many stereotypes are associated with Asian-Americans, mainly dealing with high intelligence, educational prowess, pushy parents, small dicks, hot women, and World of Warcraft. As a non-Asian whose friends are 90% Asians, I can verify that most of these stereotypes are, in fact, true.

White Guy: Did you hear that William got 105 on that algebra test?
Other White Guy: Well, duh, he's Asian.

White Guy: Dude, Angela is so hot!
Other White Guy: Well, duh, she's Asian.

Asian Guy: We pwn at WOW.
Other Asian Guy: Well, duh, we're Asian.

asian by Stupid Corn November 1, 2007

Asian 

A person born in Asia. Usually has slanted eyes but not all the time. They are sometimes known as "yellow". They do get good grades though, because their parents will kill them if they get a B(in 50% of cases, because asian parents want their kids to get a good future). For them; A=acceptable, B= banned, C= chopstick spanking, D=Dumpling Death, and F=**** . They are typically good kids who work hard and get a good job. Many stereotypes about them are somewhat true but do not apply to all of them.

Asian
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: ''What did you get on your test?''
Hyun Jung oon: "uhh, a D"
Mrs. Hyun Jung oon: "Son, do you want to DIE''

Asian by yah bruh January 27, 2015

Asian 

Asian refers to a person from Asia.

Based on recent surveys the vast majority are total badasses.

John: Hey look that person over there is an asain.
Jim: I like asians.

Asian by FalseFire March 12, 2011

asian 

anyone born in a country in Asia

Jack: My grandma is from China, so she is Asian.

asian by baby 3 June 11, 2016

Asian 

A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian.

SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:

East Asians, including:

* Japanese people

* Chinese people

* Koreans

* Mongols

* Hmong People

Southeast Asians, including:

* Thai people

* Vietnamese people

* Filipino people

* Bruneian people

* Lao people

East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.

Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.

Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:

•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
•Bad drivers

Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.

Bobby: Hey, are you Asian?

Dara: Yes, I'm from the Philippines and my mother is from Korea.

Asian by flyxify March 6, 2011