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As if, bruh 

A sentence used by a homosexual weretiger when anyone approaches him.
D: Oh, Hi-
Atsushi: As if, bruh..
As if, bruh by TrishTrishTrish October 11, 2023

fuck off cunt as if 

An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.
Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"

Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"
fuck off cunt as if by VVhorez October 15, 2020

Y‘as-if 

Meaning "Yeah, as if..".

See also y'and, y‘and\y'and.
I saw Karen having sex today.

Y‘as-if..
Y‘as-if by Victor Van Styn January 9, 2007

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely 

It's a common phrase, Callie.
You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile. 

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.
"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

If you are reading this your gay as fuck 

If you are reading this your gay as fuck