artisticlyism

something very orange and blurry

wow that picture is totaly artisticlyism and stuff and stuff.

by bbabe189 June 14, 2007

Artistically Challenged

Artistically challenged is best described by Ben Olson. Lacking all artistic ability and general creativity.

Oops sorry Jerry, I thought you were Ben when I saw that how artistically challenged your drawing was.

by Steady Slangin June 13, 2018

Artistic

When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends

Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Autisticrush

When an autistic, or otherwise socially awkward person develops an obsessive attraction toward another person which is almost never reciprocated, due to the awkward person coming off way too strong and being completely oblivious to their crush's discomfort.

"That weird kid Brian has such an autisticrush on Sarah, it's almost too painful to watch."

by Big McHugeLarge March 12, 2014

con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.

Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.

by crunkberry May 20, 2016

artistic differences

a euphemism used by a untalented musician when breaks up with his talented bandmates.

"You guys used to be such a riot! What happened?"
"Artistic differences."

by JohnnyLurg August 6, 2010

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011