Artimus Maximus

The man who has a bday every day. And this is a FACT. He is a party animal. A man who can out drink any.......until he falls asleep. This man can fall asleep any where any time and any how.

Artimus Maximus its his bday everyday of the year for here on out thur eternity.

by OneEar April 21, 2019

[artimus pile driver]

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head

the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver

by rich horak December 15, 2006

Artimus

Large male; lazy

Get up off your ass Artimus!

by Bob Jove January 28, 2004

antimyrtosexual

antimyrtosexual is when you aren't attracted to people named myrto

myrto:hey i really like you, would you want to go on a date with me?
guy:no thank you,i am antimyrtosexual

by comedgfhaj December 29, 2020

artemyi

Artemyi is a Russian badass. Fuck u boo

Hi artemyi

by JJ shrek December 1, 2020

artiment

The practice of not knowing words.

A mixture between “artificial” and “awkward”

And Idk where the M comes in but it did.

Trying to hand someone something but they also try to hand you something

“Damn that’s artiment”

by Dogs & Donuts May 11, 2021

Artimus

a nickname given to one of the alters, Art, from The A System on TikTok

Artimus is fronting

by amandaloves1d8 August 28, 2021