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rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.
Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.
by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018
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Arthritish

i have been typing so long i feel arthritish
by MTNdewguy April 23, 2009
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Arthritis Boom Boom

“ Last night I got arthritis boom boom from watching porn”
by laughatthislol February 26, 2019
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Arthritis

Painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints
Oh man my legs are in pain i think ih have an arthritis
by Vriejulie March 2, 2020
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Arthritis mordecai

Similar to your standard mordecai brown, the arthritis mordecai is when the three fingers are not joined together and instead are unevenly separated and disproportionately bent at each knuckle, thus causing maximum pleasure upon insertion in a vagina or anus.
I had experienced the mordecai brown, but u haven’t lived until u experience the arthritis mordecai !!! The uneven insertion is truly satisfying.
by M. Scarpati January 2, 2022
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Arthuritis

Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "
He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "
by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022
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