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Plot armour

When nothing bad can happen to you, or it will all work out in the end, because you truly believe you are the main character. Meaning you need to be kept alive becáis wot the plot. Many people who believe they have plot armour, live life to the fullest because of this.
Example 1
Person 1: Bro I heard you didn’t do so good on the test.

Person 2: Yeah it’s all ok though, cause I got plot armour

Example 2

Person 1: *jumps from great height*

Person2: WTF! How are you still alive?!

Person 1: Plot armour.
by Honey nut Cheerios November 27, 2021
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Heavy body armour kink

Someone who has a kink towards people in heavy body armour, tactical armour, and so on.
yo i think i have a heavy body armour kink man... people in heavy body armour just make me yk...
by gay shit January 14, 2022
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Explosive reactive armour

Initially designed to strengthen tanks, a reactive armour, that explodes when hit by either kinetic energy or high explosive antitank (HEAT) projectiles, disrupting the round, and degrading its penetration. Explosive reactive armour is most effective against HEAT rounds.

The new Russian Kontakt-5 ERA is not completely destroyed when hit - it still functions as armour after exploding.

Anti-tank weapons work by piercing the armour and exploding inside, thus killing the crew.

Explosive reactive armour counteracts the force of the explosion by creating another explosion on itself. Against shaped charged missiles, this type of armour really comes into it's own.

The design was patented by Manfred Held in the 1970's.
ERA will save the lives of the crew and allow the tank to fight another day.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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knight in shining armour

a man who helps women in distress in a gallant and courteous manner.
He is a knight in shining armour. He would help women whenever they are in trouble.
by uttam maharjan August 9, 2012
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Over Armour

When people wear Under Armour, or other athletic gear, everywhere they go, at all times, for no reason, even though they are out of shape or are not working out. Commonly seen in grocery stores or malls.

Another implication is that they have just come from the gym and have not yet cleaned themselves.

Often seen on children of rich parents.
G-Man: Are you on your way to the gym?
D-Man: No, I just bought the new Black Ops game. I'll be inside all day.
G-Man: Well that explains your Over Armour
by calvinke February 20, 2011
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Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018
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Beer Armour

Magical plate mail that appears on one's body due to the consumption of the enchanted potion, beer. Beer Armour has an armour class of 15 AND a +6 modifier to your basic charisma characteristic.
Gavin donned the fabled Beer Armour. As he strode through the tavern no man could inflict damage unto his flesh, nor could any woman resist his charm.
by I.M. Pantsless October 14, 2007
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