Armadillo

Someone who ruins a good thing or moment.

My mom made chocolate covered strawberries for my friends and I, but Garrett was an armadillo and spilled the whole tray.

by Kelen Keller July 6, 2010

Armadillo Theory

The Armadillo Theory is the theory that once a specific arbitrary object or idea has been mentioned obscurely , or encountered randomly, that this time object or idea will suddenly appear more frequently in one's life. This is strictly based on noticing something that was already occurring in one's life, but without significance.

Once Karl mentioned to me that the armadillo was his favorite animal, I noticed how often I encountered armadillos in my daily life. This is why the theory is called the Armadillo Theory

by ArmadilloTheory March 13, 2017

Armadillian

When someone is being defensive

Jack won't answer any questions. He's being so Armadillian.

by E.Swaggson September 11, 2021

My back hurts like an armadillo shell

When you´re stiff and your back hurts.

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.

by Sweden04 January 23, 2023

armadillo

Curling into a fetus position in a fight, lookign sort of like an armodillo. Usually one shouts "Please don't hurt me." repetitively while in the position.

"Yo man, what's this guy doin? He said he wants to fight but he just dropped into the armadillo."

by homebroslice24 March 8, 2010

Armadale

A vodka distilled in Scotlan purchased by Roc-a-fella Records. Ex: Jay-Z, Damon Dash, and Kareem "Biggs" Burks

Give me fifth of that Armadale

by Money Clip May 8, 2003

Armadillo Roadkill

the act of providing a quotation in an essay without a proper introduction, which leaves the reader surprised due to the “out-of-nowhere” reference.

Did you read Sally’s essay? Her first paragraph starts with a quote…such an Armadillo Roadkill

by azizy15 November 21, 2011