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argyle pimp

Somebody who is very smooth and debonair, yet is able to enchant crowds at traditional hip-hop shows. Un-rap-like. A rapper who does not dress in a "Black Man Costume".
"Did you just see that argyle pimp on stage?"
by pedro romero June 21, 2005
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Argyle High School

Argyle High School
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Lowkey the best school in the dfw area. They are great at sports and it’s a fun public school. It’s super easy and so chill. 100% the superior school in the town of Argyle. The girls are overrated and so mean to everyone but still are obsessed over by all the guys. The guys at Argyle may be good at playing football but they’re better at playing girls. The guys will use girls to do stuff and drop them after they’ve gotten what they wanted and leave the girls depressed and lonely. Still a great school and anyone would go there over Liberty Christian but the people are absolute trash.
Girl: “Aren’t you talking to a guy that goes to Argyle High School
Other girl: “No, he ended things because he lost feelings but he hung out with another girl yesterday
by partyallday123456$ December 3, 2019
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Argyle Monkey

This word is used to describe someone who is cringe, unfunny, and not very smart. However, the argyle monkey has a legendary backstory.

The Argyle Monkey is a truly dreadful and wretched creature, feared by those few who have heard of it. Its existence is both a curse and a mystery, as few have encountered it and lived to tell the tale. This creature, with its grotesque features and unsettling presence, lurks in the darkest corners of forgotten forests and abandoned ruins, where even the bravest dare not venture.

The Argyle Monkey’s most distinguishing feature is its fur, a bizarre, patchwork blend of argyle patterns—sharp diamonds of vibrant colors that seem almost too bright, as if to mock the eyes of anyone unlucky enough to behold them. The fur itself seems to shift in hue, constantly changing as if woven from the very threads of chaos itself. The effect is disorienting, leaving those who look at it too long dizzy and unsure of what they’re seeing. Some claim the creature’s fur is enchanted, acting like a hypnotic pattern that draws its prey closer until it's too late to escape.
by qrinni_hater69420 March 26, 2025
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Duke of Argyle

Welding Inspector “ pass me the Duke of argyle this weld is savage “
by SPI Argyle July 27, 2021
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Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
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Argyle

Herbert "Daring" Dashwood's stalwart Ghoul manservant that accompanied him on many adventures. He knows many different moves like The Louts Kick, The Eagle Claw, and The Shady Sands Shuffle.
by aardvark man April 22, 2018
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ARGyle Name

A very non-creative name used in a fictional story or internet mystery.
The use of "Walten" in a story by MarTIN WALLs is an ARGyle Name if I've ever seen one.
by Jamm-Scotch February 1, 2022
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