Argyle

Checkered clothing pattern that is proven to make women , old and young, wet. Most successful in sweater vest form but also very common in sweater and sock. Starting to appear in shorts.

These twaats are all over my argyle. Its easier than pickup lines.

by Tar Bender April 22, 2012

Argyle

A small hick town in upstate New York. Nobody here actually has sex, unless it’s with their cousins. There’s a piece of shit family named the Lufkins who like to beat old men in the parking lot of Stewart’s gas station.

Damn dude, did you hear how kobe lufkin and his dad beat the shit out of an old man at Stewart’s in Argyle last week?

by Fuckkobe June 4, 2019

Argyle

A sexy man, who has a huge dick and is though of as quiet but once people know him, is very fun

How that guy is hot he must be an Argyle

by pseudonym4476 July 19, 2015

Pen Argyl

A small town in Northampton County PA. Abundant in in women easy enough to sleep with, but only a few attractive enough to make the VD's worth it. Now culturally dead, Pen Argyl was once full of Cornish song and dance. Founded in 1573 by disgraced Cornish slate miners, they settled in Pen Argyl it being the only other place in the world with the slate and depression reserves of Cornwall. Birthplace of the pastie, slatediving, slateboarding, slateshooting, quates(probably), and the reverse frogman. More recently Pen Argyl has been named home of the worlds most rancid washing rag and is in the running for having more dead skunks on main roads than most other towns with a population over 700 people would find exceptable. At some point someone from the olympics pissed in the sewars of Pen Argyl, the town is still a buzz.

Pen Argyl
rancid
reverse frogman
slate
pastie

by Veacane December 14, 2010

Argyro

Argyro is a name often given to women in Greece. Argyro’s often go by the nickname “Roula”. People with this name are typically gorgeous and free spirited. They have strong opinions and don’t take any nonsense from anyone. If you meet an Argyro, treat them with kindness and love. They have thick skin, but are sweet once you get to know them. Another positive is that they cook wonderful food.

Argyro is the new girl from Greece.

by Jloew123 November 23, 2021

Argyle

A small...i dont know...its too small to call a town...that consists of a party store, a bar, a stoplight, two churches and a post office. Thats it. Plus a lot of drinkers and rednecks. If you are african american, be sure to STAY AWAY because of the Argyle KKK and racists.

White Guy: Let's go to Argyle
Black Guy: Uhhh let's not

by devinbody and ESTRAAAADA December 10, 2010

argyria

A condition in which a person's skin literally turns blue from using too much colloidal silver or overexposure to salt compounds. The blue skin is usually permanent.

The nickname for that man that has argyria is Papa Smuff. We thought that the woman was having a stroke but she was blue because she has a condition called argyria.

Did you see that blue man?

Yeah, he has argyria just like Papa Snurf had.

Weird.

by strand December 16, 2013