archipelago

To ejaculate on the stomach of a doughy woman.

Isaiah's efforts were simply too exhausting. He finally pulled out, removed the accursed condom and masturbated furiously until he had created a seminal archipelago on his girlfriend's stomach. He stopped briefly to admire it before falling asleep.

by Niccolo Machiavelli July 15, 2008

archy

A nickname used by American Idol season 7 winner, David Archuleta

Dude 1: Did you know archy was on Larry King Live?
Dude 2: yea Larry liked that name for him

by tadke June 17, 2008

archiparroto

An island highly populated with parrots.

look at that archiparroto! the bird's feathers make it so bright!

by Steve Jensen January 10, 2008

Archpuppy319

Although on the gay spectrum it is a very small amount and it still has a female to be attracted to. Right bro?

A cunt: "con- i mean archpuppy319 is meh"

by The Rabbit who is an Autism March 22, 2018

Archphobia

The constant fear of braking your system

mostly applies to Archlinux users
(I use arch btw)

Hey where's Ted?
He's sick i heard he got diagnose with Archphobia.

by WBPRO November 11, 2021

Archy

An Archy, a made up score in golf which represents what you might have got had you not been so shite and lost your ball(s)

Can also be used to fill in gaps where just can't be arsed to play the remaining holes.

Friend - "how many did you get"

Archy - "I was 3 off the tee then that last shot got lost in those bushes. If I drop one here got on and 2 putted I would have got a 9. Put me down for a 9"

by Golfers bible March 27, 2022

Archipelagonian

Archipelagonian is a person who lives in an Archipelago, which is a country surrounded by bodies of water.

The Philippines' "Filipinos" are Archipelagonian people.

by moiseseus August 9, 2022