archbishop wood

high quality catholic school located in warminster, PA. Has an academic and sports record that overshadows local schools tennent and hatboro horcham high schools. Has an exceptional football team which in the past season owned all teams except Thomas Jefferson in the state championship. Although not as prestigious as other catholic schools in the area such as la salle and st. joes prep the majority of students would rather go to wood for its other qualities( not being gay).

guy 1: hey do you go to archbishop wood?
guy 2: yah, i love wood.
guy 1: haha you said you love wood.
guy 2: haha you go to la salle so actually you do, faggot.

by thundapie1 January 10, 2009

archiholic

An alcoholic architect.

Not to be confused with someone who is addicted to architecture.

"I'm not an archiholic, I just have a bottle of Jack kept under my drafting table"

by BRTaylor May 26, 2009

Archbishop Lefebvre

Believed to be quite literally the most evil man in all of human history by Novus Ordoites and the Opus Dei 'crowd.'

Watching his sermon at the 1988 consecrations actually dispels most myths about his intentions, but most people don't bother to do that or for that matter any research and instead prefer to read rumors about him on r/Catholicism saying that he was demonically influenced and a 'rigid schismatic traditionalist.'

SSPX Attendee: Hey, have you heard anything about Archbishop Lefebvre? I just read a couple of his books and they're pretty interesting.

Opus Dei Attendee: Yeah I heard about him. He like, ate children alive and tried to elect himself Pope or something, right?

by ahmtds June 30, 2021

archbishop curley

An exclusive Catholic high school for men in Baltimore MD.

Curley does not have a football game on Thanksgiving, allowing the Curley men to go to M&T Bank stadium and have their way with the girlfriends of the footballers from CHC and Loyola.

Archbishop Curley guy: Hey, you sure kiss great, what number is your boyfriend.

NDP babe: He's number 72, the real big guy with the tiny weiner.

by Pat M'Groin December 7, 2006

Archbishop Carroll High School

Archbishop Carroll high school, Aka “Carroll”, is A private, catholic school located outside of Philadelphia in the “main line.” Let’s be honest, there’s nothing fancy about this school tho. To name some positives about Carroll, there’s a 100% chance you won’t leave the bathroom sober. If you can pass an 8th grade math class you’ll be fine at Carroll. However, there’s also a 90% chance you’ll have to walk the whole school to find a bathroom that’s not locked....thanks vapers. Almost impossible to finish a year without a detention. Students are also Stuck with some shitty chromebooks that the administration uses to spy on students. Overall a shitty school for an education but if your trying to spend ur tuition money smoking in the bathroom, this is def the school for you.

Non-Carroll student: Yo bro do u have pods?

Archbishop Carroll high school student: Offc bro, I go to Carroll

by BigBallerRicky12 June 9, 2018

Archbishop

A very high-ranking member of the Roman Catholic Church.

After many years in the priesthood, Edward became an archbishop.

by Nicolai March 30, 2004

Archisha

A creature, which from a distance may look fairly normal, but upon a closer inspection is fluffier and shorter than previously perceived, to an overwhelming degree.

Oh hey, it's Archisha!

by not shakespeare September 28, 2018