Arachnisuckin'

The act of sucking off a spider's genitals.

At the family gathering, the baby was arachnisuckin'.

by AndromedaNL June 23, 2023

Arachnoleptic Fit.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and wey. Along came a spider who sat down besi.. ARGH FUCK IT'S A FUCKING GREAT BIG FUCKING FUZZBEAST. DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~spasm~EEEEEE~stabs air blindly~EEEEEEE!@

by Maku Lah. August 10, 2003

arachniphobia

The fear of spiders. Arachnids Commonly diagnosed.

My friend, John, suffers from a serious case of arachniphobia.

by UnDeRcOvErSaMuS October 15, 2006

Arachnoleptic fit

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

You should of seen him. he was having a Arachnoleptic fit like the spider was going to eat him!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

Arachnids

Bitch

"Arachnids"
"What a bitch"

by Frick, bitch November 22, 2019

arachnified

the state one finds themself in upon discovery of a fucking large spider. The pre-requisite for becoming 'arachnified' is the be arachnophobic.

To be frozen with fear.

Oh my god that spider was so big I was arachnified.

by Alexmacaque June 9, 2007

arachnofit

The dance one does after walking into an spider web.

Look at Bubba do the arachnofit.

by jerrylandrum November 15, 2012