A plump and succulent loaf of shit usually found floating on the surface of any body of water. Depending on the consistency, some aqualogs can be seen hovering just below the waterline. However, the most dangerous aqualogs are those whose density has caused them to sink to the bottom, where they lie in wait for unsuspecting feet to squish them.

Occasionally aqualogs will wash up on the shoreline, harden, and get used in the construction of children's sandcastles.

As I swam out a little deeper, I noticed an aqualog hurtling towards me on the crest on the next wave.

"This'll teach 'em," Eddie joked to himself as he slipped below the surface and squeezed out a huge aqualog.

Aqualog by JNugs January 20, 2011

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AQUALISCO

Aguascalientes and Jalisco mixed together.

Aye where are you from? Dawg, I'm from AQUALISCO!

AQUALISCO by Jime R July 21, 2017

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aqualung

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor that is being inhaled by someone on a binge

Dude, check out the aqualung...that guy's gonna get hammered!

aqualung by truncheon March 25, 2005

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