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Ratchet Appearance

A person who is doing too much! Showing a lot of skin in order to get attention. A person who out dresses everyone in a ghetto fashion. Ratchet Appearance
Long custom nails, heels that make them a foot taller then what they really are, hair that is noticeably not theirs, shirts that show belly when its not appropriate; due too lack of exercise, and excessive use of makeup.

"Wow her ratchet appearance is doing too much tonight!"
by TheShytTalker March 20, 2014
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appearance gynaecology

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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anal grip appliance

The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.
Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?

Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.
by Alasdair W June 15, 2007
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surprise appearance

An unexpected appearance by a person to an event that he or she wasn't even expected to attend.
The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.
by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017
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Appliancesexual

A woman or a man who is sexually attracted to a home appliance microwaves blenders, toasters, fridges, Etc.
Hey dude did you hear that John came out as an Appliancesexual
by Dead guy in a ditch March 24, 2021
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latent appliance fetishist

A person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Get the picture?
Mystical advisor... what is my problem, tell me, can you see?

Well you have nothing to fear my son. You are a latent appliance fetishist it appears to me.

That all seems very, very strange... I've never craved a toaster or a color TV...
by Zappa03 June 16, 2022
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Butterfly Kitchen Appliances

Every kitchen’s best friend. Whether you're a novice or a MasterChef, Butterfly Kitchen Appliances are there for your rescue. Looks stylish, makes cooking effortless and brings recipes to life.
"Delicious meals all the time? It's definitely the magic of Butterfly Kitchen Appliances"
by WoWChef November 24, 2021
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