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by Majikdik February 5, 2014
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aveloriao

Que está distraído, desubicado, fuera del tema.
Es una expresión del norte argentino, es un término gauchesco y criollo. Se refiere a alguien que pasó la noche en un velorio, sin dormir, por eso su falta de conciencia al otro día de la vigilia.

El destacado compositor Gustavo Leguizamón describe esta expresión y ejecuta una chacarera que compuso estando -según él- aveloriado ("Chacarera del Aveloriao", Cuchi Leguizamón, Vivo en Europa, 1991).
No descansé bien anoche, ando aveloriao...
by entropico April 9, 2015
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Antelope Valley

Antelope Valley: Land of the Junkies, Home of L.A. Rejects.

Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.

Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.

Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.
Friend: Hey Bro lets go to the Antelope Valley?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?
by lil.tweaker May 14, 2022
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Nico di Angelo

An adorable gay bean of death.

Stay away from his happy meals.
by Emily Goldstein October 16, 2020
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michael angelo batio

Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.

He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.

MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.

"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.

-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.

-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
by LightningandIce January 18, 2008
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Angelo

He has a big dick
Damn did you see that guy? I bet he is an Angelo.
by Definitely not Angelo April 26, 2020
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Sweaty Angelo

Where someone curls another persons pubes with their tongue
Wow Alexia gave Dominic a sweaty angelo yesterday
by Roflnater May 8, 2010
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