antelopian; a man born of the Antelope region of ND who due to the Antelopian drinking water supply is very blessed in his endowment.
- A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.
- A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.
Girl 1-"Giirrrllll why you walking like that, U got something stuffed ?"
Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"
Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"
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Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.
Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.
Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.
Palmdale, the crack capital of L.A. County is widely known for it's high crime & Hot weather. It used to be a sleepy little town before the 90s, when a caravan of black gangsters and cholos from L.A moved there. The High Schools here are Palmdale High School, Highland High School and Pete Knight. Worst one being Palmdale, where young aspiring children go to be Drug Dealers, Strippers, Crack Addicts, Wannabe L.A. Gangsters and Pregnant at 16. Westside Palmdale is a lot nicer, mostly whitewashed mexicans who wanna be cool and swear up and down they're Santa Clarita.
Lancaster is the Meth Capital of L.A. County. It's dirty, smells of meth and is filled with with either ghetto blacks, Mexicans or Rednecks. West of the 14 is West Lancaster aka dollar store quartz hill. The High Schools here are AV High School, Lancaster High School and Quartz Hill High School. Lancaster HS is surprisingly not terrible, mostly consisting of wannabe cholos, emo kids, "skater kids" who cant do a kickflip and kids who live near AV high school but go to Lancaster because their parents wouldn't let them attend AV.
Once you step foot in Quartz Hill you will find yourself in 1950's Alabama. If you are black in Quartz Hill...Good luck. Quartz Hill High School is full of whitewashed mexicans who claim to be half white to avoid discrimination and rich white kids who's parents work for Lockheed. They claim to be the Beverly Hills of the AV.
Friend: Hey Bro lets go to the Antelope Valley?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?
me: The Antelope Valley? You mean California's Iraq?
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Get the Nico di Angelo mug.is one who suffers from anhedonia, the inability to derive pleasure from normal pleasurable things in life.
If someone is depressed, or has one of many different chemical imbalances in the brain.
-Comedians, for example, may be prone to having this, as what actually makes them laugh has been used so much, that that part of the brain has "worn off funny".
Funny incidents and stories are enjoyed less and less, as time goes on.
(Try telling a comedian a joke, any joke.)
A chronic masturbator has a dopamine imbalance, rendering him or her an anhedoniac, incapable of enjoying normal life in a non orgasmic state.
A person with multiple lovers/sexual partners in life cannot settle down to marry. The more they sample, the less they are able to settle, as a direct result of wanting something "strange" or "new" all the time.
Beautiful, rich people in Hollywood have, or can have anything, or everything, or almost any ONE they could ever want, anytime and all the time. Anhedonia from repeatedly fulfilling their desires is a forgone conclusion in some cases.
(In old school parlance, "too much of a good thing".)
(This may effect more people than we know as the pursuit of pleasure on this planet for it's own sake is rampant.)
e.g. "I can't WAIT for the weekend!"
-Comedians, for example, may be prone to having this, as what actually makes them laugh has been used so much, that that part of the brain has "worn off funny".
Funny incidents and stories are enjoyed less and less, as time goes on.
(Try telling a comedian a joke, any joke.)
A chronic masturbator has a dopamine imbalance, rendering him or her an anhedoniac, incapable of enjoying normal life in a non orgasmic state.
A person with multiple lovers/sexual partners in life cannot settle down to marry. The more they sample, the less they are able to settle, as a direct result of wanting something "strange" or "new" all the time.
Beautiful, rich people in Hollywood have, or can have anything, or everything, or almost any ONE they could ever want, anytime and all the time. Anhedonia from repeatedly fulfilling their desires is a forgone conclusion in some cases.
(In old school parlance, "too much of a good thing".)
(This may effect more people than we know as the pursuit of pleasure on this planet for it's own sake is rampant.)
e.g. "I can't WAIT for the weekend!"
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Get the anhedoniac mug.Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.
He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.
MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.
"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.
MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.
"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.
-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.
-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.
-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
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