not clumsy just dumb

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Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb
by emothewalter January 21, 2022
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Clumsy Butt-ler

when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up
He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!
by Sarcia26 December 19, 2019
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clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley June 02, 2011
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The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

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Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
by preqq May 29, 2008
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Clumsy thumbsy

When you're fingering a girl and you "accidentally" put a finger in her butthole

Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
by shelbers34 March 10, 2015
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clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.
Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.
by jbizzler March 07, 2009
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Clumsy Baker

One who cleans up stray batches.

*see Jizz mop.
This porn booth needs a clumsy baker. My feet are stuck to the floor.
by It'sMePonyBoy February 03, 2016
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