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Andristaswarten

(Ah'nt-re'e'stah-swar-ten): Noun, language; The noun form of the language of the people of the Andrew and Krista Tribes of Northen California, United States of America.
Man: Hi, I speak Andristaswarten.
Other Guy: What a useless ability!
by iewfbes February 24, 2010
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Anti-Analist

Some sad twat that doesn't like the thought of putting their penis inside a fit as fuck girl's arse hole.
'So Tom, wud u ever butt pummel a girl?'

Tom replies, 'Errr no thats sick as fuck, I wud get a pooey penis and they might fart down me jappers which cud prove to be extremely painful in the long run' he says (whilst fingerin his poo stained anus)

'Oh my gosh Tom, you are soooo an anti-analist' exclaims Damien while sniffin Toms fingers
by Ollie laaa October 31, 2006
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Aneristic

From the theological principles of Discordianism:

"Aneristic" literally means "without Eris", and is diametrically opposed to the word "Eristic".

Eris is the goddess of strife, discord, contention and chaos. She is often represented specifically as the goddess of the strife of war, who haunted the battlefield and delighted in human bloodshed.

Other meanings include: orderly, organized, systemized, i.e., NOT CHAOTIC, etc. You get the idea.

Mythology: Because of Eris' disagreeable nature she was the only goddess not to be invited to the wedding of Peleus and Thetis. When she turned up anyway, she was refused admittance and, in a rage, threw a golden apple amongst the goddesses inscribed "Kallisti" meaning "To the most beautiful." Three goddesses laid claim it, and in their rivalry brought about the events which led to the Trojan War.

Eris was closely identified with the war-goddess Enyo. Indeed Homer uses the names interchangeably. Her Roman name was Discordia.
The Aneristic Principle is that of Apparent Order; the Eristic Principle is that of Apparent Disorder.
by nineteen_characters October 6, 2020
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Anarcist

1. Someone who holds chaos as a virtue.
2. Some idiot suburbanite who bought a black t-shirt with an encircled "A" on it from Hot Topic.
Old Teddy K. for one.
by R.Matthews December 5, 2004
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analisticly

Someone who secretly loves any act of anal , sexually of non-sexual but will completely deny any or all liking to it.
Karlie told me she was late for dinner cuz she was analisticly taking a shit.
by Lovethatthroat January 22, 2017
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anariss

A great basketball player that is uncoordinated in anything else. Also acts gay A long with his friends, watches porn every day of the week and has a great mom and makes pretty good grades.
Practice on something other than b-ball anariss.
by Garder p. Bunder June 18, 2018
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Avarist

Pronounced: āverēəst : AvearEIST

Spelled Avarist instead of Avariusist so it can sound better.

Lack of opinion of belief and disbelief.
Lucas Greajales " I don't have an opinion about beliefs and disbeliefs therefore I'm an Avarist.
by Lucas Grajales April 26, 2020
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