Amiteshing

Verb-
To stalk, unsuccessfully, and stare at your crush even after she rejects you on multiple occasions.

You: *hiding behind a pole and pretending not to be noticed*
Me: "Ayo bro, stop amiteshing"
You: "What are you on about? I'm clearly hidden from her sight"
Me: "Naw, shes clearly glaring straight at you"
You: "I don't care, I'm not giving up"
Me: "You wilding bro"

by Amitesher October 11, 2019

Amsterdam chocolate

slang term for hashish, but is occasionally used to describe very powerful weed.

Joe: Yo thats some nice amsterdam chocolate!
Bob: yeah I got it from my cleaning lady.

by IanMichG February 10, 2009

Amytis

Amytis is such an amazing, beautiful, and super radical friend. She has to love chocolate or else she isn’t a real Amytis 🥴 shes sweet and cute but will hurt u 😤 also she wants to find another Amytis so if ur name is Amytis then tell her

Isn’t Amytis frickin cool?

by Thismaybeamytisuwillneverknow March 20, 2019

Amitej

A sexy beast, very funny, and acts very gay though he is straight. Very good at being hot and spicy, but also smart AF. Anyone, man or woman, would smash even if lesbian or gay because of the legendary dick size and shape this man withholds.

Never leave an Amitej, always fuck ‘im, because he always fucks her right in the pussy.

Hey, you’re such an Amitej, i want to smash...
Hey Amitej, your shoe size is massive, can i stick it in me.
Hey Amitej, your dick arouses me, lets sMaSh.

by ThiccMensHiNeBrIgHt October 23, 2019

amateur porn

porn that looks like you filmed yourself and your girlfriend fucking

"ah dude, i saw jasons' amateur porn, his girlfriend is so hot. i am glad i didnt see much of him though..."

by suckatwork November 13, 2007

Amateurity

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."

Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).

by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

amybeth

she doesn't wear a lot of makeup or Italian clothes, doesn't wave a bunch of jewelry under anybody's nose, she has an inate ability to silently converse, she keeps electric candy in a plain black purse, she's original.
her glass is never half empty or ever half full, she faces the music, turns her back on her fears and her ears are still the only thing she's ever had pierced, she's original

"That's so AmyBeth"

by abbyswims February 3, 2010