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ammosexual

A male who refuses to wear anything resembling pastels. He believes turtles are for soup, not for necks. Starbucks? The only buck this man cares about is a 12-pointer. No hair gels, no blow dryers, no skin care products, no breath mints, no socks with little pictures on them. Sushi? That's bait. Manscaping? Only if that refers to sewing up your own wound.
Dave's belief that any vehicle without a ball hitch isn't street legal is clear evidence the man is an ammosexual.
by spalds2009 October 21, 2009
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ammosexual

Rooted in the deep hatred of the leftist "grabnutz"
Those who will defend all of our Constitution, including the dreaded Second Amendment.
The mean old ammosexual open carryiong at the restaurant caused me to run out without paying and got me arrested for theft!! I'm a calcululz perffesor!! That gun fetishist is a threat to humanity! My wrists are too thin for those handcuffs!!!
by .458 socom May 16, 2016
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Ambisexual

A person who fists with both hands
Brian: Have you met that new girl, Sarah? She’s kinda quiet.

Karen: Yeah, she’s ambisexual. She really took me to pound town with both hands last night.

Brian: Wow, that sounds efficient.

Karen: Yeah, it was pretty relaxing.
by abrilmeijers July 19, 2018
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ambisexual

fuck anything that breathes
person1: bro i'm ambisexual
person2: no way so am i
person1 and 2: dtf?
by XD icewolf July 24, 2020
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Amysexual

Amysexuality is being sexually attracted to singer Amy Winehouse.
“I’ve found a cute guy for you, want his number?
No thanks, I am Amysexual.
by probablynotamywinehouse December 19, 2020
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Ambusexual

Someone who is obsessed with being or wanting to be a paramedic and likes to make their occupation known on social media by posting many photos of themselves in uniform etc
That guy is an ambusexual
by Longford123 January 23, 2021
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Amplasexual

Someone who, through common belief, raises their state's age of consent higher than what it really is.
Dude, you're such an Amplasexual, the age of consent in Maine is really 16, not 18.
by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017
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