Amish

Noun (n): A insignificant person of little importance; a rage-quitter of life and video games; one who has the voice of an old, sorry man, yet is actually considerably younger than originally thought

Person_1: Hey, kid, you suck at videogames!

(Amish): Fuck you, I hate you KTHXBAI!

leaves

Person_1: Wow, what an Amish.

by Stolik December 08, 2009

Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

by Jesse October 16, 2004

Amish

A codeword in the gay community used to identify someone as being homosexual

Jonnie admitted he was Amish, he just came out of the closet.

by T-Dub June 10, 2004

Amished

To get so intoxicated that you are unable to perform basic actions such as walk in a straight line, you also start talking gibberish to people who you probably shouldn't approach in the first place such as a big ex-military bouncer and when your friends try to explain your actions to you, you decide to leave them and fly to another country rather than accept your wrong doings.

Example A
"Hey you want to get Amished this weekend? "
"Naa bro, I'd rather get Martin'd and get whipped and suck a dildo rather than getting Amished"
"Erm, I ain't going out with either of you freaks"

Example B
"Hey guys, don't buy him any more drinks, he's about to get full Amished"
"Oh no he's at the bar again! Quick hide he's suitcase!"

by CustomCow June 19, 2019

Amish

The dancing woodchuck often mentioned in Bulgarian folklore.

Let's go laugh at the Amish!

by yo' momma January 03, 2004

Amish Whip

Slang for a tricycle, as defined by YouTube musician DØVYDAS.

I pull up gently in my Amish Whip
Versace diamonds on my Walmart drip

by Joe Cool EST. 1994 December 21, 2020

amish paradise

Weird al parody of 90's rap song Gangsters Paradise

Lyrics from Amish Paradise:

...A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don't care in dact i wish him well, 'cause i'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in hell!...

by BObo D. HObo July 26, 2004