Amendment 28

Amendment 28 states that if you have a sped as a step brother, or know a sped named maison, or you know a sped that moans loud in Ms. Mudd’s English class, or a sped that plays soccer and basketball, you can kill the sped and not get put into jail or get in trouble.

I used my Amendment 28 rights to kill my annoying sped step brother named Maison

by Cianciarulo March 6, 2020

28th Amendment

The 28th amendment of the US Constitution, added on Feb 3rd, 2019, stating that any person with the name Gabby (or any variant) is legally barred from busing tables, rolling/bringing silverware, cleaning, sweeping, or any similar restaurant based manual labor when anyone named Connor is also working. The Supreme Court ruled this type of bar, known as an “I’m not gonna let you work hard” bar, legal in Iorizzo v. Broken Bread Machine (2006).

Gabby: what are you doing?
Connor: your job
Gabby:*tries to help*
Police: you’re under arrest for violating the 28th amendment, comply and come with us or give us some bread with the garlic dip but either way stop working

by ThankGodTheBreadMachineIsFixed February 3, 2019

first amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Martin Sheen, Tim Robbins, and Susan "Saranwrap" are all covered by the First Amendment even if some people don't agree with what they say.

by fduck January 8, 2004

Sixteenth Amendment

The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."

by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

first amendment

To put bluntly: The Freedom of speech.

The first amendment is why one person can change the country.

by krau_soles April 8, 2006

211th amendment

Amendment which protects all Americans from responsibility of any actions taken while drunk. The number 211 comes from the number for Steel Reserve malt liquor.

"Dude did you mess around with that fat chick last night?"
"I plead the 211th amendment!"

by Rotelax November 19, 2007

420 amendment right

Constitutional right that all Canadians will have as of July 1st, 2018 due to the great leadership of the Trudeau Government to purchase your high quality health Canada approved marijuana from stores equating your local provincial distributor (i.e. SAQ, LCBO).

Today was absolutely fucking painful, I would like to exercise my 420 amendment right under this great Canadian constitution of ours.

by HateThemGovTrickz May 28, 2018