abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 16, 2020

Ambuslap

A verb that describes the action of silly people (mostly cops and firefighters) who like to close the back doors of a mutual aid ambulance for the EMTs and then slap the back doors, usually twice in rapid succession. This is supposed to tell the out-of-town driver (at the front of the ambulance) that they are now clear to leave the scene, instead of listening to the trained EMT who is IN the back of the ambulance and actually knows when it's okay to leave.

I'm sick of getting ambuslaps every time we go to a mutual aid car crash.

by AmbulanceBeforeCop December 10, 2012

ambulance chaser

Ambulance Chaser
An Ambulance Chaser is a term for an unethical lawyer, especially those who represent plaintiffs in personal injury actions.

Origin
The term is derived from lawyers who follow ambulances to hospitals after a person is injured, usually determined through the lawyer's use of a personal police/fire radio scanner, in order to attempt to drum up business by convincing a victim that he or she needs to sue, or by simply being the first lawyer in contact with the victim, generally when the victim is most prone to suggestion and easily talked into suing.

In most jurisdictions, lawyers can be disbarred if caught engaging in such unethical behavior. Bar associations regularly dispatch investigators to large-scale disaster scenes to look out for unethical lawyers or their non-lawyer agents (known as "cappers" or "runners").

Good Example of Ambulance Chaser:
A lawyer who comes to a classroom and asks the students who were bullied to sue the bully for intentional infliction of emotional distress, so he in turn can receive a large contingency fee.

by Alex Pachiano October 28, 2006

ambushed paddington

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

by playa hater February 24, 2004

diarrhea ambush

A sudden attack of violent diarrhea.

"I went to White Castle for the first time and got an enormous diarrhea ambush that night!"

by Krin Gabbard July 28, 2005

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

abunjing bunjing

“Love of my life” — the one who is there for you in victories and failures, ups and downs, thick and thin, laughs and cries; takes you out and takes you home; LOVER

BJ takes me out and takes me home. He is my abunjing bunjing and I love him so much.

by litolmiks September 20, 2021