ambidickstrous

When you're capable of using your hands, penis, and tongue all simulaneously during sex. Term usually reserved for men, or women with strapons.

Enhanced ability of ambidextrous.

You're combing a club, and some female approaches you and, referencing a threesome, asks, "Are you ambidickstrous? My girlfriend and I want to play."

by rick_the_prick April 28, 2006

Ambiwankstrous

Equally able to masturbate with both hands.

"Dave, how are you going to wank with a broken wrist?"

"Don't worry mate; I'm ambiwankstrous"

by Malfeasor September 18, 2015

Ambidickstrous

The rare disorder of having two dicks, and sometime, one testicle, making threesomes a shit ton easier, and allowing extreme pleasure from double blowjobs.

Guy #1: I heard Kim Kardashian had sex with an Ambidickstrous guy...
Guy #2: Nah, if she did we would have gotten another sex tape.

by AlpacasFracas June 19, 2016

Ambidickstrous

When you can jack off equally well with both hands.

Angel’s left arm is equally as strong as his right - he MUST be ambidickstrous

by BigRM June 4, 2018

Ambidickstrous

The ability for a man to jack off with both hands

I am right handed however I am also ambidickstrous.

by Dik lint September 24, 2020

Ambisnackstrous

When you equally enjoy sweet and salty snacks.

"Do you want icecream or chips"

"I could go either way, I'm ambisnackstrous"

by KookieG October 17, 2021

Ambiwankstrous

Having the illustrious ability to masturbate with equivalent rigorousness, cadence, and finesse, regardless of favoured peripheral.

Richard (Dick): "Can't believe I broke my right arm!"
Percy: "Oh damn! Going to be a frustrating couple of months hey!" *wink wink*
Richard (Dick): "Oh no it's fine I'm ambiwankstrous"

by Billy_Zane April 19, 2022