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Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

Ambidextrous

To be able to use either hand, equally as well in an action
That kid is ambidextrous; he can write with either hand
Ambidextrous by GuyTeipleX July 21, 2016

Ambisextrous 

1. Someone who practices no sexual discrimination whatsoever.
2. The property of being equally gifted at pleasuring with either hand.
3. Bisexual.
Celia proved she was truly ambisextrous when she made Peter and Polly orgasm simultaneously.
Ambisextrous by Chandra42 July 5, 2006

ambisextrious 

1. a pansexual person; one who would consider a sexual and/or emotional relationship with male, female, or transgender
2. A girl who likes anal and vaginal sex; a boy who likes to recieve anal, as well as give penile intercourse
Kelly likes it in the front and the back, she's ambisextrious.

I am not straight, I am ambisextrious.
ambisextrious by Scarlett June 13, 2003

ambisextrous 

Bisexual, but preferable because "ambi" means "either" which reflects the ability of an ambisextrous

Also a play on the word "ambidextrous" - one who uses either his right or left hand.
Some people are heterosexual, some are homosexual. I've had relationships with same sex and opposite sex partners.

I'm ambisextrous.
ambisextrous by Ambisextrous July 31, 2009

ambisextrous 

Melissa is ambisextrous.
ambisextrous by lissiloodle December 5, 2010